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Your logo.
My skin.

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4/43
zones sold
0/10
spots sold
€1,537
raised
18.0%
skin covered
Available Sold

Tap a body part to see its price. Drag to rotate.

Forehead · Back of head · Belly · Left upper back · Right upper back · Left middle back · Right middle back · Left lower back · Right lower back · Left glute · Right glute · Right upper arm · Right inner upper arm · Left forearm · Right forearm · Left hand · Right hand · Left thigh · Right thigh · Left hamstring · Right hamstring · Left shin · Right shin · Left calf · Right calf · Left foot · Right foot · Nape · Left flank · Right flank · Left hip · Right hip · Left knee · Right knee · Left inner wrist · Right inner wrist · Spine · Left sole · Right sole
The Process

How it works

01

Pick a zone

Rotate the 3D me and click a body part. Every zone has a fixed price based on its surface area. Feeling lucky? Grab a random spot instead.

02

Upload your logo

Add your name and a logo, crop it to the shape of the zone and preview it on my skin. Then pay the fixed price through Stripe.

03

You're on me

Your logo goes live on the virtual me right away, with your link and description, for every visitor to see.

Coming soon

Not my body?

Build your own.

Create your own tattooable 3D body live in the browser and modify it with over 230 options. Publish it at noregrats.lol/your-name and share the link.

Create my own body
Off the Wall

The flash sheet

Everything already inked on me, and who put it there. Pick a free zone to join the sheet.

  • No Ragrets

    No Ragrets

    Upper chest

    Inked

    SCOTTY P, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

  • Auxie

    Auxie

    Chest

    Inked

    Auxie is a Belgian peer-to-peer rental marketplace that connects people and businesses who want to rent out items with people who need them. Users can rent things like tools, machines, bikes, and event equipment locally, while owners can earn money from items they don’t use regularly.

  • Nouvelle Rita

    Nouvelle Rita

    Left upper arm

    Inked

    Nouvelle Rita is the amazing artist that put this tattoo on my body in real life.

  • Lizad Tattoo

    Lizad Tattoo

    Left inner upper arm

    Inked

    Lizad Tattoo is the amazing artist that put this tattoo on my body in real life.

Fine Print

Questions you have

Is this real?+

Do you think I'm an idiot? Yes. Am I actually getting your logo tattooed on my real skin? Probably not. Only if I really really really like it.

What happens after I pay?+

Your logo appears on the virtual me right away, for you and for every other visitor.

How do random spots work?+

Spot prices follow the triangular numbers: the n-th spot sold costs 1 + 2 + … + n euros, so €1, €3, €6, €10, €15 and so on. Only 10 spots are open at a time. You upload a square logo and the site draws your spot at checkout. Spots can land anywhere, including across a zone somebody else already bought. No swaps, no refunds for bad luck.

What file should I upload?+

A PNG, JPG, WebP or SVG. A transparent background gives the best result: it becomes skin instead of a white box. After uploading you crop it to the exact shape of your zone.

Can I put anything on you?+

No. Nothing illegal, no hate, no racism.

Is 'left' your left or mine?+

I don't know either. Just buy both sides and the problem solves itself.

Refunds?+

Permanent ink, permanent payment. Almost never. If we mess up on our side and can't fix it, we sort it out. Changed your mind, don't like the look, or your logo broke the rules? No.