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noregrats.lol is a product of Pieter Debaere IT Solutions BV. Version of 6 September 2026.

  1. 1.Who we are and what these words mean

    1. 1.1noregrats.lol (the “Site”) is operated by Pieter Debaere IT Solutions BV, a private limited company under Belgian law with its registered office at Aaltersesteenweg 21, 9800 Deinze, Belgium, registered with the Crossroads Bank for Enterprises under number 1009.626.775 (“we”, “us”, the “Company”). Contact: contact@pieterdebaere.be.
    2. 1.2“Customer” means any natural or legal person who places an order on the Site. “Consumer” means a Customer who is a natural person acting for purposes outside their trade, business, craft or profession.
    3. 1.3“Zone” means a named anatomical area of the virtual 3D body shown on the Site, offered at the fixed price displayed. “Spot” means a 6 × 6 cm square on that body whose location is assigned at random at checkout. “Placement” means the display of a Customer’s logo, name, link and optional description in a Zone or Spot. “Content” means everything a Customer uploads or enters: logos, names, links, texts and body configurations.
    4. 1.4“Body Lab” means the feature that lets visitors build a 3D body and publish it at a personal link on the Site (a “User Body”).
    5. 1.5“In writing” includes e-mail.

  2. 2.Scope

    1. 2.1These Terms apply to every visit to, order on and use of the Site. By placing an order or publishing a User Body you accept them. Terms of the Customer do not apply, even if they claim exclusivity.
    2. 2.2Deviations from these Terms are valid only if we have accepted them expressly and in writing.
    3. 2.3If a provision of these Terms is void or unenforceable, the remaining provisions stay in force and the provision concerned is replaced by a valid one that comes closest to its purpose.

  3. 3.What you actually buy

    1. 3.1A Placement is a digital service: we display your Content on the virtual 3D body on the Site, in the Zone you chose or in the Spot assigned to you, for as long as the Site is online and subject to these Terms. That is the whole product.
    2. 3.2A Placement does not oblige us to have anything tattooed on a real human being. We may decide, at our sole discretion, to get a logo tattooed for real. If we do, that is a gift, not a contractual right, and it creates no claim, warranty or obligation of any kind.
    3. 3.3Zones are sold first come, first served. A Zone is sold the moment its payment is confirmed; each Zone is sold once. Prices per Zone are fixed and shown on the Site. We may change prices for future sales at any time; a change never affects a confirmed order.
    4. 3.4Spot prices increase with every Spot sold, following the sequence shown on the Site (€1, €3, €6, €10, …). The price you pay is the price shown at the moment you start checkout. The location of a Spot is drawn at checkout, is final, may overlap a Zone bought by someone else, and cannot be swapped.
    5. 3.5The 3D body, its zones, camera, colours and rendering may be changed, improved or rebuilt over time. Your Content will keep being shown in the corresponding area, but we do not guarantee any particular look, size in pixels or position on screen.
    6. 3.6We may add, split, merge or deactivate Zones and Spots for future sales. Deactivating a Zone never removes a Placement that was already bought in it.

  4. 4.Ordering and payment

    1. 4.1Orders are placed through the Site and paid in advance through Stripe. The contract is concluded when Stripe confirms the payment; until then nothing is reserved.
    2. 4.2All prices are in euro. Prices shown on the Site are the total prices you pay; where VAT is due it is included and shown on the Stripe receipt.
    3. 4.3You receive a payment receipt from Stripe by e-mail. Business customers who need an invoice with their VAT number can request one at contact@pieterdebaere.be within 30 days of payment.
    4. 4.4Your Placement goes live on the Site immediately after payment is confirmed. Because of that immediacy, Consumers expressly request that we start performing right away and acknowledge that they lose their right of withdrawal once the Placement is published (Article VI.53, 13° of the Belgian Code of Economic Law). This request and acknowledgment are given by ticking the box at checkout.
    5. 4.5Payments are final. In most cases the answer to a refund request is no: not for a change of mind, not because you dislike how the rendering looks, not for downtime, not for a logo removed because it breached these Terms, and not if the Site is discontinued. Permanent ink, permanent payment.
    6. 4.6We refund in two cases only: (a) we cannot deliver the Placement at all because of a technical error on our side, for example a Zone sold twice where you do not want the replacement we offer; and (b) we refuse your logo before publication for a reason that is not a breach of these Terms and you do not want to submit another one. Any refund beyond these two cases is a gesture at our sole discretion and creates no right for anyone.
    7. 4.7If, due to a technical error, a Zone is sold to two Customers, the earlier confirmed payment keeps the Zone. We first offer the later Customer a replacement Placement of at least equal displayed value (another free Zone of their choice or, failing that, Spots); only if they decline do we refund. For a Spot we simply redraw a free Spot.

  5. 5.Content rules and moderation

    1. 5.1You warrant that you own or hold all rights to the Content you upload, including trademark and copyright in your logo, and that showing it on the Site infringes no rights of third parties and no law.
    2. 5.2Prohibited Content: anything illegal; hate speech, racism, discrimination or harassment; pornography or sexually explicit material; defamation; content that infringes third-party rights; malware or misleading links; content that impersonates a real person or organisation without their consent; and content that we, in our reasonable judgement, do not want on a body that carries our name.
    3. 5.3We may review Content before or after it goes live. If we refuse a logo before publication, you may submit a different logo for the same Placement or ask for a refund under article 4. If we remove a Placement after publication because it breaches these Terms or the law, or following a substantiated complaint from a rights holder, we owe no refund and no compensation.
    4. 5.4You are responsible for the link you provide. We may disable a link that leads to prohibited content, malware or a page that no longer exists.
    5. 5.5You indemnify us against all claims, costs and damages arising from your Content or from your breach of these Terms.

  6. 6.Licence to your logo and our intellectual property

    1. 6.1You grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free licence to reproduce, adapt (for example to render it as ink on skin), display and communicate your Content on the Site and in material that promotes the Site, such as screenshots, videos, social-media posts and press coverage, for as long as the Placement exists and, for archival and promotional material already made, afterwards.
    2. 6.2The Site itself, including its code, design, texts, the 3D body, the zone layout and the tattoo rendering, is protected by intellectual property rights that belong to us or to our licensors. You may not copy, scrape, reverse engineer or commercially exploit any part of the Site without our prior written consent. Sharing links, screenshots and screen recordings of the Site is welcome.
    3. 6.3Ideas, know-how and reusable components we develop while running the Site remain ours and may be used for other projects.

  7. 7.Body Lab and User Bodies

    1. 7.1The Body Lab is currently free. We may introduce a fee for publishing or keeping a User Body online; any fee will be shown before you confirm and never applies retroactively to a body already published.
    2. 7.2A published User Body is public at its link. You choose the name and the link; both must respect article 5. You may not use the name of a real person, brand or organisation you are not entitled to use.
    3. 7.3Editing a User Body is done with a private edit link. Anyone holding that link can change the body; keep it to yourself. We cannot recover a lost edit link and may, at our discretion, remove a body on request from an e-mail address that was given at publication.
    4. 7.4We may remove, hide or refuse any User Body that breaches these Terms or that we simply do not want on the Site, and we may change or discontinue the Body Lab at any time. User Bodies are provided as-is, without warranty.

  8. 8.Availability and changes to the Site

    1. 8.1We run the Site with reasonable care but do not guarantee uninterrupted or error-free operation. Maintenance, updates, failures of third-party providers (hosting, database, payment processing, content delivery) and force majeure may cause downtime and give no right to compensation.
    2. 8.2We may change any part of the Site at any time. We may also discontinue the Site. If we do, we will announce it on the Site at least 30 days in advance; Placements and User Bodies end when the Site ends. No refund is owed. We may, at our sole discretion and without any obligation, choose to compensate recent buyers; such a gesture creates no right for anyone.

  9. 9.Liability

    1. 9.1Our liability is limited to direct damage that is the immediate and proven consequence of a contractual fault on our part.
    2. 9.2We are not liable for indirect or consequential damage, including loss of profit, loss of customers, missed savings, reputational damage or loss of data.
    3. 9.3Except in case of intent or gross negligence, our total liability per event is limited to the amount you paid us for the Placement or User Body concerned in the 12 months before the event, with a maximum of €10,000.
    4. 9.4We are not liable for damage caused by third parties on whom we rely, such as Stripe, our hosting and database providers or the maintainers of open-source software used by the Site.
    5. 9.5This article applies both contractually and extra-contractually, to the extent the law allows. Nothing in these Terms limits our liability where Belgian law forbids such limitation, in particular towards Consumers.

  10. 10.Personal data

    1. 10.1How we handle personal data is described in our privacy policy at noregrats.lol/privacy, which forms part of these Terms. In short: we process what an order or a User Body needs, we use no tracking cookies, only cookieless aggregate analytics, and our processors are Stripe, Supabase (EU) and Vercel, and you can exercise your GDPR rights at contact@pieterdebaere.be.
    2. 10.2Erasing the Content behind a Placement ends that Placement; article 4 applies to the payment.

  11. 11.Force majeure

    1. 11.1We are not liable for a failure or delay caused by events reasonably beyond our control, including network or telecom failures, outages of servers or data centres, cyber-attacks, government measures, strikes, fire, pandemics, power failures or failures of third parties on whom we rely.
    2. 11.2During force majeure we may suspend performance without owing compensation. If it lasts longer than 60 days, either party may end the contract in writing; payments are not refunded.

  12. 12.Complaints

    1. 12.1Complaints about a Placement, a User Body or a payment must be sent in writing to contact@pieterdebaere.be within 30 days of the event. We aim to answer within 14 days. Where a complaint is justified we fix the Placement or provide a replacement Placement; a refund only follows in the cases of article 4.
    2. 12.2Consumers may also use the Belgian Consumer Mediation Service (consumentenombudsdienst.be) or the European online dispute resolution platform (ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr).
    3. 12.3Before starting legal proceedings, both parties will try to settle the dispute amicably.

  13. 13.Applicable law and courts

    1. 13.1Belgian law applies to these Terms and to every contract concluded through the Site.
    2. 13.2The courts of the judicial district of the Company’s registered office have exclusive jurisdiction. For Consumers, the mandatory rules on territorial jurisdiction apply.

  14. 14.Changes to these Terms

    1. 14.1These Terms are published on noregrats.lol/terms and can be obtained free of charge on request. The version in force when you place an order or publish a User Body applies to that order or body. This version dates from 6 September 2026 and replaces all earlier versions.
    2. 14.2We may change these Terms for the future. Changes take effect when published on the Site.